ok so here is a state of the santa address from yr new hot santa daddy vermouth
long story short
i am going to be structuring this from the ground up to suit my horrific little dictator tendencies and i am going to be making sure
that the grinches from last year
if they so choose to apply again
will also have a lovely little gift waiting for them so they can perhaps redeem themselves and learn the ~meaning of christmas~
perhaps
their hearts will grow two sizes
this year
i realize this is months in advance but i figure i may as well let people know that if they were a no-show last year that this does not preclude them from joining up this year
there’ll just be some
interesting
additions to their santa obligations
so welcome to the jungle tumblr
we’ve got fun and games




