ok so here is a state of the santa address from yr new hot santa daddy vermouth

long story short

i am going to be structuring this from the ground up to suit my horrific little dictator tendencies and i am going to be making sure

that the grinches from last year

if they so choose to apply again

will also have a lovely little gift waiting for them so they can perhaps redeem themselves and learn the ~meaning of christmas~

perhaps

their hearts will grow two sizes

this year

i realize this is months in advance but i figure i may as well let people know that if they were a no-show last year that this does not preclude them from joining up this year

there’ll just be some

interesting

additions to their santa obligations

so welcome to the jungle tumblr

we’ve got fun and games


i have usurped the throne u foolz

all shall love me and despair


Q
I have a suggestion for another Secret Santa event: Celebrate the one year anniversary of Portal 2. Just an idea.
Anonymous
A

oh gad ahaha. I don’t think that’s a big enough reason for me to want to do another thing like this. it was such a big hassle this year that I’m pretty much only doing it for christmas if I do it again. And even then, I’m passing it off to someone else, most likely cornerof5thandvermouth.

He wants to do it next year.


Q
I'm guessing that includes submissions and there is no one to take over? Just confirming.
Anonymous
A

Well if you want to submit, go ahead! those are easier to queue up.

I just don’t have the energy to fetch them from the emails.


Q
did the queue finish? (hope not, because there are still some that haven't been added yet)
Anonymous
A

I haven’t had the energy to post them all

there’s a good 80-some fanworks that I have to put up and

i just

don’t want to put in the effort to put the rest up here…….

aka sami is so tired and done with this and never doing anything like this ever again


My gift for Waffleguppies:

doctor-lucky:

My Portal 2 Secret Santa gift to Waffleguppies, the author of the amazing Blue Sky fanfic. I was really nervous about it, because of how well-known and how amazing an author she is, but it was really fun to write - probably a bit too fun, actually, because just parts 1 and 2 are nearly 11,000 words. Be wary of its length.

It was a good prompt. I approve.

Anyway, I do some interesting things with the formatting in part 2, so I suggest you read at least that one over at the Google Doc in which I wrote it.

Read parts 1 and 2 under the cut!

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squishymoon:

asgbrewqhbo 
Ohmygod. What is air. 
Not-quite-normal was my secret santa. 
I’m gonna hyper ventilate in a corner now. 

squishymoon:

asgbrewqhbo 

Ohmygod. What is air. 

Not-quite-normal was my secret santa. 

I’m gonna hyper ventilate in a corner now. 



miyomo:

ahem
so
this was my gift, made by tamouraka
I may or may not have screamed, but this made my day ;v; so thank you so much, I love it hdfjskahjk

miyomo:

ahem

so

this was my gift, made by tamouraka

I may or may not have screamed, but this made my day ;v; so thank you so much, I love it hdfjskahjk


musicalsharpie:

I got permission from aperturedragonfly to post the Secret Santa gift I made! I tried my best on this and strayed from my usual style. So here it is!

musicalsharpie:

I got permission from aperturedragonfly to post the Secret Santa gift I made! I tried my best on this and strayed from my usual style. So here it is!